An aubergine (eggplant) to far!

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An aubergine (eggplant) to far!Saturday morning, I was doing the washing up after breakfast when my wife told me to stop and sit with my back to the sink and lick her clit while she did the dishes.Great!One thing led to another and, being in the kitchen, she decided to insert a few vegetables into me!A small carrot, followed by a bigger carrot were no problems (using some olive oil for lube). Then came a medium sized courgette (zucchini) which again slipped in pretty easily.I was laying with my shoulders on the rug and my feet right back over me so my toes were touching the floor behind my head.She rocked the courgette around for a little while, pushing it in and out as well, then slid it out and started to slip her fingers in. After she got to 4, I couldn’t relax enough to let her fist me so she went upstairs for the fisting lube, after shoving the courgette back in to make sure I stayed stretched.When she came back, she had put on a rubber glove and was covering her hand in lube. Then she slipped the courgette out and went back to her hand. It took her a minute or two to get her fist into me (I can never relax my ass against a fisting too quickly, no matter how many times I try) and then I could feel her fingers exploring my colon!She fisted me for a little while and then made a fist and tried to pull it out. We’ve never managed punch fisting and this time was no different. I couldn’t relax enough, infact I just clenched up more.She told me she had an idea of what might help, which I was all in favour of as punch fisting looks so much fun on the vids we’ve watched. She stopped trying to fist me and went across the kitchen back to the vegetable rack.I thought she might try to slip another small vegetable into me while her fist was already in (she’s done that with a dildo a couple of times and that can get me even more stretched than normal), but instead came back holding an aubergine (eggplant) in her hand, sporting a very wicked smile on her face.I told her it looked too big, but she held it next to her clenched fist and it didn’t look any wider than she’d just tried to punch my ass with. Obviously, kaş escort it was also shaped in a taper, so would go in gently at first, then just keep getting wider. I agreed it was worth a try if we wanted to achieve punching some time.She shoved loads of lube into my ass and onto the vegetable, then started to slide it in. To begin with it felt pretty small after her fist, but then the feeling of stretching really started. I love to feel my ass stretching round her fist, so this was a nice feeling, though rather different as it was pretty well round, unlike her fist or our fist dildo.She pushed hard as I tried to relax, but she just couldn’t get it over the widest point and was ready to give up. I told her I was really determined to make the punching work this time, so to fist my ass with loads more lube and then try again.She shoved loads of lube onto her fist and inserted in with her fingers extended, then after working it round for a little while pulled it out with her fist clenched. YES, a first!She tried to punch it back in, but it just wouldn’t go, so she repeated the fingers in – fist out trick a few times then tried again. Again, the fist just wouldn’t go in clenched so I said she should try the veggie again as that had stretched me enough for the fist to come out at the least.She re-lubed the aubergine and pushed it in pretty well to the widest point in one go. There was still a lot of discomfort and I wasn’t stretching enough for it to go in all the way immediately, but this was another improvement. She pulled it back and re-lubed it again, then as I tried my best to relax, she started pushing in so hard I could see her arm muscles shaking.Perhaps, in hindsight, the fact that she had to strain so hard should have made us stop, but we were both really turned on and I was determined that my ass was going to take it. I told her to ignore my pain and push harder, which she did.Suddenly, I felt it push forwards and my ring felt like it was burning. The pain from my ring, though, was nothing compared to that in my ass. The aubergine was about 8 inches long and it had suddenly gone in right up escort kaş to the little bit at the end where it was connected to the plant and my ass had clenched around it!I screamed really loudly and the look on her face was even more worrying than the pain in my ass. I thought for a second that my ring had split or something (can they do that?), but she reassured me that she was just shocked by my scream and had thought that something inside had ruptured.We decided that we needed to get it out as soon as possible. I’m sure we’ve all seen those TV programmes based in hospitals where people go into ER with a variety of things stuck up their ass, some of which need to be surgically removed. For us that was a big worry as we both have security clearances for our jobs and that sort of thing might show up on a future vetting, plus she worked in the local hospital when she used to be a nurse and that would be really embarrassing for her.She took off her glove and wiped the little stalk that was sticking out of me with a dish cloth to make it as easy to grip as possible. Then, she started pulling.It hurt even more coming out than it did going in, but the widest part was quite near to the stalk end, so there was no chance to work up to it gradually. I was also really tense from the pain and that just made it worse.After a couple of attempts, she pulled it out as far as she could, then lubed what had come out and pushed it back in and worked it round a little which hurt like hell, but made sense to me. She did this a couple of times then told me to relax as much as I……………No warning, mid-sentence, and she pulled so hard that when it popped out she actually fell back onto the floor. It made sense to do it before I had a chance to fully tense up, but as I screamed and then (I’m not ashamed to admit) cried my eyes out I wasn’t very happy about it!She got up off the floor and inspected my ass. She said there was no visible damage, despite being able to look a reasonable way up, then said not to move. I stayed were I was and she came back down after a minute or so with a speculum. For the first time we’ve kaş escort bayan had it, it got put to it’s proper use and she inserted it into my ass and stretched me a bit so she could investigate for any damage using a small LED flashlight. The stretching from the speculum hurt quite badly (and it doesn’t normally) but I trusted her to not hurt me any more than needed while she checked my out.After a little while, she said that everything looked OK and that I should get up off the floor and go and lie down for a while. My ass felt like it was on fire as I went up the stairs and I collapsed into bed. She brought me a coffee and sat chatting for a while and asked if it was feeling any better. I told her it was aching badly inside, but the burning in my ring had reduced.She told me to lie face down and very gently inspected my ass. It was still pretty gaped, but other than that it seemed OK from the outside. She said I’d only need to worry about the inside if I started passing blood. She then rolled me gently onto my back again and gave me a very slow and gentle blowjob, the first one I’ve had from her in months (if not years) that didn’t end up with her doing something to me to make it clear that I’m submissive and she’s the boss in the house. She didn’t even spit it into my mouth, which is her normal “regular” blowjob ending, but swallowed it all while looking up at me and smiling.Two days later and my ass is still really sore. I’m not passing blood, but going to the toilet hurts like nothing I’ve experienced before, though it gets a little less each time.It’s not surprising though as we measured the aubergine afterwards and it was just a fraction over 10 inches round at it’s widest point, which is about the same as if I’d punch fisted my own ass, despite never being able to even regularly fist my own ass whenever we’ve tried before!PS, any history or war film buffs might have recognised the play on a film name in the title. A Bridge Too Far was a film made about the failed plan for American, Polish and British soldiers to capture a series of bridges in Holland. They got too far ahead of themselves and the mission turned into a disaster. On paper it had looked like a great plan, but in the real world there were too many things that could (and did) go wrong. A bit like shoving a large vegetable up your ass!

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