Who Said What Quiz

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Who Said What Quiz”Hello, and welcome to ‘Who Said What ?’…the not-for-family-or-wimps Game show where contestants have to correctly guess the identities of the conversationalists.I’m Kat and I’ll be your host this evening. So, let’s get this show on the road without further ado… Put your hands together, folks, and give a big ‘Who Said What ?’ audience welcome to this evening’s contestants, Mr. D.P. Gumby and his wife’s young sister with whom he’s been secretly working the family vegetable allotment and reputedly shagging occasionally…the very lovely Miss Ophelia Ratcatcher-Bucket, who is 19 years old and lives in Swansea although she was born and bred in Scunthorpe – in a test tube, hidden in a box in the Ratcatcher-Bucket family’s attic.”(lots of enthusiastic applause from the audience…real clapping, wolf whistling, cheering and laughing – not any of that Canned Nonsense that you get for your Telly Licence Payer’s money on all those other downmarket TV shows)”Good evening folks, welcome to Who Said What. You both must be really itching to get started. But first, I’d like you tell the audience a bit about yourselves, so let’s begin buca escort with your, Mr. Gumby. We usually call our contestants by their first names, so what does the ‘D.P.’ stand for ?”” “”I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch that, Mr. Gumby”” “”That’s ok, Mr. Gumby. I understand that you must be pretty nervous, being on national TV and we’re the hottest quiz show on the telly at the moment, so we’ll just call you ‘D.P.’ then…is that OK ?”” “”And over to you, Miss Ratcatcher-Bucket…welcome to the show, Ophelia. My oh my, young lady that’s quits a set of bazookas you’re sporting there and might I add that you’re looking particularly repulsive this evening. The warts are a nice touch, did you do them yourself or do they run in the family ? Tell the audience a bit about yourself””I’m a welder and I collect stamps and car registration numbers in my spare time, Kat. The warts were in the box I grew up in. Dad must have left them in there for me so they must be hereditary and I wear them all the time. Oh, and btw, D.P. can’t talk. Hasn’t got a tongue, you see. My sister said that her dad sold it to a Chinese restaurant in Scunthorpe escort buca when he was 4 years old, which is a bummer because I’m a Cunning Linguist but otherwise we do still have fun down at the allotment. Doing the cabbage is my favourite””Rivetting, Ophelia””No, Kat, it’s just a lil line of beauty spots, Mum says so””Ha ha , don’t you just love this k**, audience ? Right, let’s crack on then..contentstants, are you ready ? Fingers on your buzzers then, and Audience, remember that you’ll have the opportunity to win this week’s prize if our contestants fail to give the correct answer. Here’s an extract from a recently discovered conversation, so read it carefully before you give your final answer, folks…Who said: “id walk through your door without saying a word as you answered it , shut it and now your all mine behind closed doors I press you up against the wall so you cant get away I begin to kiss your soft lips I run my fingers through your hair , then gripping it tightly I pull your head back as I start to kiss down your neck from left to right then biting it then kissing it again where I have just bitten , now my buca escort bayan other hand firmly squeezes your tits so I can feel how sexy they are , as my kisses run back up to your mouth I sharply slap your tits , making sure that they are equally abused x I make you turn round pushing your ass out to me you open your cheeks for me , I immediately stick a finger into your ass still tugging your hair so I ease you onto my finger I want to feel how tight your ass is just for a second then I pull it out and suck my finger so I can taste you on me xx now letting go of your hair I then start to bite at your curvy cheeks till I move my mouth closer to your ass I start to lick at your bum hole , then push my tongue deep inside it as I want to taste more of you , you spread your cheeks wider , inviting my tongue ever deeper into your bum , I pull out and spit right onto your ass hole then push my tongue back inside xx I then stand up giving each cheek a cheeky slap then turn you round to kiss you again on the lips before saying hello xx”And who said:To which I’d reply “The doctor thought it was Dysentery, but the tests came up positive for Ebola….oops, sorry about that , meant to tell ya. Got to fly, I’m off out shopping now with the girls…Mind and brush your teeth before they cart you off to the morgue. Ta ta then…”You’ve got 60 seconds to give your answer, folks, so let’s play ‘Who Said What ?’

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